"Unique selling proposition(s)" card
Kay, look. This isn't my strongest comic and I'd appreciate it if you didn't buy it to give someone. It's for a specific audience who understands marketing well enough to get that you don't make a million USPs and experienced enough to have dealt with a client who tries anyways. At best you'll get a polite "hm" that serves as a polite "I started a laugh to be nice but it died in my throat" sound.
But, since you're reading this, I'm going to tell you that the bonus panel (printed on the inside) does actually have one of my personal favorite jokes in it. I was brainstorming more and more USPs that this person would come up with and "Farm fresh & comfortable" floated into my head. That is very silly. I like silly. You're silly. Don't buy this.
More details
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: this ecommerce life (merch!)
- Email: contact@support.thisecommerce.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.